Argies
Abbreviated term for Argentineans
Known for coming a very poor second in a Little Unpleasantness in 1982
Every four years the Argies assemble a group of long-haired gangsters, thieves and ne'er-do-wells with swarthy looks and short legs to do battle with our stout and honest young men. According to tradition the Argies cheat and we retire with honour
In 2002 they broke with tradition by sending a group of actual footballers
Two-Nil to us was I think, the score