Ditcherati
The denizens and habituees of the Shoreditch area of East London.
This fashionable district used to house a thriving furnituremaking, horoligical and printing industry. It is now awash with scooter riding, dead-eyed new media dickheads in £300 Japanese import trainers, three-quarter length, laser cut paper trousers and Hoxton Fin haircuts.
Females tend to dresses cut from two pieces of felt copydexed along the seams and footwear of such abiding ugliness as only hitherto seen when bolted firmly to leg irons. Dressed like this and idling outside shops they are in constant danger of having coins thrust into their heads by well meaning passers by.