The Daily Mail
The Daily Mail is the middle-brow tabloid of middle-aged Middle-England - all of which makes it sound deceptively harmless.
In fact it is a shameless propogandist rag for the worst sort of xenophobic evil. According to the Mail...
A) Single mothers should be burned at the stake .
B) Asylum seekers should be flogged and eaten or sold into slavery as cleaners for nice, middle-class families.
C) 'Gangs' of 'young tearaways' should be given a taste of the cat and eight years of National Service.
D) All homosexuals are pederasts and should, therefore be forced to wear a pink triangle and an enormous felt hat in the shape of a syphillitic penis which will enable them to be readily identified by armed vigilante gangs.
E) Every trueborn Englishman has an inalienable right to a half timbered house in the Home Counties with a twelve mile cordon sanitaire between him and the nearest person of colour, a gigantic, gas-guzzling German car, a simpering wife who lost interest in sex just after she married him but turns a blind eye to his penchant for underaged Eastern European prostitutes, three children he hates in expensive schools, a job for life, a pension, health insurance and every other financial instrument that promises to insulate him from contact with social provision.
All Daily Mail readers should be blinded before being buggered to death over the bonnets of their huge cars by gangs of immigrant squeegee merchants.
Aah. That must be the nurse with my medication.