A pretty Victorian seaside town on the south coast of England, Bournemouth has some of the finest beaches in Europe, though it isn't always sunny.
In fact quite often it pisses down with rain
Very popular with pensioners, it is said people retire to Bournemouth to die then forget to.
Scousers also go to Bournemouth, to nick things and sell drugs, allegedly.
The Two Chaps both had a very pleasant time growing up in Bournemouth and along the way met some very nice old people, and some Scousers who didn't nick things or sell drugs, allegedly.