Overdone the Brussels for Lunch
As a rather perverse form of torture young English children are forced to eat over-cooked Brussels Sprouts from an early age. Naturally they rebel against this injustice and are often to be found sitting at the table 'until you've bloody eaten them'
At school this abuse is continued but it is here that young boys at least learn to fight back. A hearty portion of sprouts for lunch are an excellent aid to fiery flatulence and much sport can be had with this during an otherwise dull Double Maths.
It is wise to avoid naked flames after prodigious consumption of sprouts