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Internet Cafes

Instead of reaching up to the top shelf in your local newsagents and trying to hide your copy of Big and Busty inside a copy of the Times Literary Supplement a chap can now go to an Internet Cafe and gaze at naked ladies to his heart's content. It costs a few shillings for an hour's gawping but that's money well spent. Apparently.

The Two Chaps would like it to be known that they do not frequent Internet Cafes to gawp at naked ladies or anything else for that matter.

They have their own computers at home.