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November 11, 2003

Luddites

A delightful trend begun by Ned Lud in Leicestershire at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. When the introduction of a stocking frame threatened to take his job from him old Lud smashed it to bits and exhorted his pals to do the same.

Luddism flourished in Blighty from 1811-16.

Though similar in result to certain occasions when the Chaps may have smashed machinery in their own brief working tenures this is not thought to be Luddism per se.

More a case of lunching rather too well.

James Smith and Sons

When was the last time you were offered an adjustable walking stick and encouraged to swagger up and down the length of an original Victorian shop to ascertain the correct length for your new umbrella? Founded in 1857 James Smith and Sons on New Oxford Street in London have been keeping English men and women dry and giving them something to lean on for generations.

They were one of the first companies to use the Fox frame, that is the wire frame that all umbrellas use, and they offer over seventy different types of wood. All this in a shop that has remained almost unchanged for 140 years.

Jealous of the bamboo handle on your lady friend's Gucci bag? Get a Whangee handled city umbrella and leave her in the shade, or indeed rain. Worried about having to fend off unwanted approaches? Get a solid English Apple wood umbrella that isn't only good for beating your way through bracken. Fancy the odd tipple and don't want to carry a flask? Keep it in your cane.

Whatever you do don't leave home without one, as it will rain, but the sun will come out tomorrow.

Evelyn Waugh's Noonday Reviver

1 hefty shot of gin
1 (1/2 pint) bottle of Guinness
Ginger Beer

Kingsley Amis - 'Put the gin and Guinness into a pint sliver tankard and fill to the brim with ginger beer. I cannot vouch for the authenticity of the attribution, which I heard in talk, but the mixture will certainly revive you, or something. I should think two doses is the limit.'

O to move in such exalted circles.

Rem acu tetigisti

Pronunciation: rem-'Š-"kŸ-"te-ti-'gis-tE
Etymology: Latin
You have touched the point with a needle : you have hit the nail on the head.