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January 12, 2004

Cally-Forn-Ya

Imagine the wrestler Giant Haystacks being put in charge of Disneyland and pronouncing the name of the place Duz-Ner-Lund.

Money grabbing right wing fools on the West Coast of America have chosen as their leader a barely literate sexual molester with his 'brains' in his biceps. Similar to the Idiot-in-Chief but with muscles.

'I'll be back,' you managed to say.

Well we sincerely hope you won't.

Poachers' Relish

A tangy relish ideal for use as a garnish on all cold roast meats, pies and sausages.

Should be kept on hand in the glove box for emergency game pie consumption.

http://www.fortnumandmason.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Fortnums.woa/wa/BFShoppingDirectAction/product?product=8473&menu=Shopping_Catalog

Fortnum and Mason

The queen's favourite grocer.

Also provides groceries for Her Majesty.

High tea at Fortnum's is an essential rite of passage.

For years starving ex-pats and reluctant ŽmigrŽs have relied on Fortnum's to send life saving supplies.

http://www.fortnumandmason.com

The Few

August 20th 1940 House of Commons

Never in the field of human conflict
Has so much been owed
By so many
To so few.

Our 'friends' around the world, particularly in those countries that forgot to rush in at the kick-off (you know who you are), would do well to remember this from time to time.

[Don't see: Special Relationship. Because there isn't one]